The ones for the Colbert Report are even better.
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So the message says:
If anyone wrote to an advice column about their elderly relative acting like that, they'd be told to get them to a doctor ASAP.
Fox headline: "GUNS KILL PEOPLE," RAVES RADICAL FEMINIST FOREIGNER.
I mean, then fucking VOLUNTEER to go to jail. You know? First you're so goddamn terrified of the world, but so terribly curious about it, you have to open your door with your ready shotgun in your hand. And then you feel so darn bad about the totally predictable outcome of that decision you made. And, as I'm sure…
This is a result of Gun Culture, which is similar to Rape Culture, only with guns.
No they're not.
This has always been an amusing issue for me. Being a food service worker has taught me all the rules, which I get paid to follow religiously, then promptly throw out the window when I get home. The reasons the FDA has to set the rules they do are the same reasons why an article like this can't really give you any…
That's interesting... but I've also never chilled my rice ever before. (I died and now I'm dead).
Just a side note: I usually buy my spices in the "ethnic" (i.e. Mexican) section of my supermarket. They don't come in the cute little bottles, but in a plastic bag - so no fancy spice racks for me. However, they do cost about a 1/4 of the price compared to white people spices.
Once again, Kirkland comes through. I am continuously amazed how they keep managing to look and sound totally "off brand" but then consistently do well in tests like this, with all their stuff.
There's nothing wrong with teaching little girls (or boys) that the whole world doesn't need to see their underwear. But the right way to do it is to put some leggings on the kid so they can wear a dress if they want and still do a headstand.
"Shamon!" is my favourite thing to yell at people. For all occasions.
In other words, their advice is: 1. Have money. 2. Don't not have money. 3. Be attractive. 4. Don't be unattractive.
"Oh boy, here we go again with the "It isn't hard to get an ID" nonsense again...I just had an argument with someone about this on my Facebook page! Yes, you're right, it's not hard for young, mobile, educated, white people who live in urban or suburban areas with their own transportation or access to public…
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And...normal size women's wallets.
The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.