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This man is literally the sexiest man on earth.

I'm pretty furious that Jesse Williams isn't my boyfriend

Prussian Blue "Bea" bag, $385, MZ Wallace.

Something about the phrase "folk art company" feels contradictory... like when a restaurant promises you "home cooking."

Urban Outfitters does this a lot too. The thing that's truly baffling to me is that these companies often employ contract workers to "create" designs, so how difficult is it to just write a crappy check to the person who made the designs instead of continually trying to defend the people they've hired who spend all

I actually love that the apology is so casual. It makes it seem much more sincere, as opposed to those "I'm sorry you felt offended" apologies companies usually have their lawyers write. I also think it is justified that they focus on communicating their shock rather than penitance, considering the fact that the

This is one of those issues that have two different covers. They released this one and one with Reese Witherspoon. Is Reese covered up in a coat? Of course not, she's wearing a skin-tight little black dress.

The teachers thing kills me. There's a law that requires teachers to report shit like this. My mind is blown by that.

While I understand that this is how hearts and minds are won, I genuinely wish that it was not necessary to trot out sad stories of white, attractive, middle-class mothers of small children in order to shame Congress into action. The government is here to meet the needs of all US citizens, from the attractive moms to

I want to know what he does think is racist. Seriously, if disliking black people and keeping the "purity" of your race isn't racist, what the hell is?

I'll bet children of a certain shade do predictably well in this state.

Just got *way* too excited at the thought of my boy Christoph playing an intentionally sexy character, as opposed to his usual am-I-allowed-to-be-this-into-a-Nazi-war-criminal roles.

Or trying to look surprised and delighted with the tenth gift of a widget, when they're supposed to be looking after their guests.

This is my favorite tiny snippet of a story EVER.

Brides are awful but I think the bridal parties are also growing in insanity. I'm dealing with a maid of honor right now for a friend's wedding who is HELLBENT on getting the bridal party to dress in slutty Marie Antoinette costumes for the Marie Antoinette themed bridal shower.

Something like this once happened to me!

A few years ago, I was Val Kilmer's understudy in a regional production of Grease. (Our role, naturally, was Rizzo. Val is very talented.) I never expected to see the stage, but I was told — emphatically — that I had to attend every performance. So I did, for the first few

as a dirty foreigner, can someone explain why you keep Texas in the union again?

Barley punk is similar to wheat punk, just with more malt.

When it broke yesterday that the driver was female, my friend said, "I bet they either speculate that she was pregnant or ask if she was on her period."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!