I was basing it on my own little slice of heaven of 100k people and the director of parks makes about $55k. Most of the desk workers, like April or Donna, make about $32k.

Do you watch Suits? SUCH clothes porn on the three main women, especially Gina Torres. I would kill to spend a day in that wardrobe department.

Sheeeit, that's my salary, and I shop thrift stores most of the time. "Splurging" is getting something at Kohl's when everything's on sale and I have a 30% off coupon.

I mean...for me buying things from Loft is aspirational. And I work and live in Chicago and have a full time job.

I think it is weird to drop $100-$200 on a blouse when your salary isn't going to be any more than $45k. Tops. They're working beauracracy in small town America. Most blouses are going to be picked up at JC Penney and TJ Maxx.

By default - there's one born every minute.

This has been my number one rule since buying mp3s. I've never purchased from iTunes. Amazon is always cheaper. Unless I'm mistaken, itunes rarely has sales while Amazon constantly has sales.

I don't think I like that particular pixie cut on her (I don't like how it's all combed forward like a Bieber), but I think she could definitely rock it in a slightly different style. Maybe with a side part and some longer bangs?

The American dream is to work hard and achieve success. But as all minorities who achieve success learn very fast, you're then somehow no longer considered "a real American." i.,e. Obama, Miss America. Most people do not consider themselves racists but as soon as a minority achieves something a White person is not…

I mean, sure, yeah, you can always find idiots on social media. Like, if Jesus came back from wherever he's been for the last 2000 years and started handing out free ponies, people on Twitter would be like, "FUCKING JEW GO WORK IN A BANK." So I don't think that the Twidiots' opinion about Miss America is very…

As a world class flutist and degenerate pansexual, I can only be conducted by a metronome, I simply cannot concentrate otherwise.

It's true - women can't conduct as well as men can.

Ooohh Beverly Center is the WORST. Everyone there seems to be operating under the misapprehension that it is a *fancy* place where *movie stars* shop. Uhhh sorry Beverly Center, you are a mall. You have a Claire's, and a XXI Forever, and Panda Express at the food court. Beverly Center needs to calm the hell down.

Honey, you are seriously missing the goddamned point here.

I dunno, she is continuing to talk like there is no difference in her scenario. It's either trolling or just disgustingly obtuse.

I can't stop laughing along with this.

Color me shocked!

(as long as shocked isn't a dark color, because yuck!)

Shit, using her logic, I can say and do things a total douchbag would, and if you were offended, I can claim YOU took it out if context because I am from California?

I judge people's eyebrows.

Positive portrayals of WOC mothers <3
Made my morning.