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secrettambourine
secrettambourine

Awesome, but they didn't show the side-lying position! That was my salvation when I was a nursing newbie.

I appreciate this video for putting black motherhood in a positive light. It's rare that black mothers are given their proper cred. So for that alone I salute this video.

I WANT HER SKIN.

Whether you like it or not is of course personal preference. I don't disagree that the first episode was hard to watch.

Jesus H. Christ.

Maybe they could have just changed the spelling?

The most upsetting thing? The case in question had nothing to do with the baby's first name - the parents were arguing about what the baby's legal last name should be. The judge just happened to notice the baby's first name, and decide to rule on something that wasn't even up for discussion.

Wow. A save the date for birthdays? WTF?

I need an extra-large handbag to store all of my shame. Don't forget the shame!

Well, obviously us fatties need big handbags, to carry all our Cheetos and ribs and milkshakes in! Oh and brownies! And all our not-exercising.

Or mention that it's a classic. You'll wear it forever!

As someone who used to work in sales, that salesgirl is an idiot. Not for failing to recognize Oprah, but for totally missing a good sales pitch. If a customer wants to look at something you think they can't afford- show it to them! Tell them about how great the item is, then mention the price. If they say it's too

She's from Toronto....

If Breaking Bad has taught us anything, it's that anybody named Skyler is human garbage.

I love the jersey dress and am not even checking to see if it's plus sized because it is not and I don't need anymore shit in my life today.

One of my favorites (that goes along with Reminders) is the location based ones. Like "remind me to get batteries at Target" and the next time you're at Target, the reminder will sound. I use this all the time since I pass a grocery store on the way home. I use things like "Remind me to get milk at Giant" and the

And yet she welcomes all fonts.

There is definitely an inversely proportional relationship between how much someone claims they know the inner workings of the Founding Father's brains and how much they actually know about history.

I was an atheist until I realized I am god.

Funny that many Americans think the Founding Fathers were Christian, when they were mostly Deist or Unitarians