I am so conflicted about this. On the one hand it made me throw up in my mouth a little, and on the other hand I'm a picker myself, so I know that doing that would have given me such satisfaction! I'm torn between two worlds!!!

I feel like this is some kind of RickRoll-esque trick to get me to listen to this song...

It's okay, I bet kids up for adoption in Nebraska do realllly well.

Eh, saying "Holy shit!" over and over again is not "feisty" in my book...

In addition: It's actually considered incorrect to bring a gift to a wedding. You're supposed to send the gift directly so the couple/host do not have to bother with hauling a million boxes from the event.

Would it have been better for her to be a no-show than to just send something later, which it seems she was planning to do and is pretty common? Then the bride would have been mad that she spent money on her plate and it was wasted. There's no winning in this situation.

Especially April...you know that if she were real she would have a strong moral objection to buying thrift-store style clothing for hundreds of dollars...she'd buy it at the actual thrift store!

It's a ROAST. The entire point is for every joke to be incredibly (fill in the blank)ist! There is no getting around that fact. To me, it's not newsworthy when racist/sexist/ageist/homophobic/whatever-ist jokes are told on these programs. I admit you have to have a real thick skin to appear on these programs and make…

That's bullshit anyway because they definitely DO have a plus size section! I've been there!

Because everyone is always buying things from a store only for themselves.

I currently really enjoy the theme to Suits.

SCOTT FOLEY. YES PLEASE.

Because people buy things off the rack and are afraid of tailors.

They delve much deeper into each character in further episodes. You really missed out by shutting it off.

So we did this at summer camp when I was little, but there WAS NO SONG. We just did the cup part! Now I feel like a vital part of my childhood has been robbed from me!

There are kids named Jesus. What about Prince? King? Muhammed? MARY? WHO gets to decide which names are too weird?

That's why I always liked Torrid, they use ACTUAL REAL LIVE FAT PEOPLE as their models.

I don't know how a such a large clothing chain made it to 2013 without selling their clothing online. That is truly bizarre to me.

Which makes me wonder, does she call herself African-Canadian? What DO black Canadians call themselves?

The other part that is bullshit is that this story DEFINITELY WAS COVERED IN THE MEDIA.