...said no one ever.

Thank god none of them were wearing hoodies at the time of the accident...

Yeah I think it's a little too out there for a girl in particular...there are some surnames-as-firstnames that work well for girls...Madison, Riley, etc. but Roosevelt doesn't sound pretty to me at all. Of course in a time when wacko names are trendy, nobody will likely blink an eye! haha

My name is Morgan and it accomplishes the same thing without being totally off the wall.

HA. The most common amount given to us at our wedding was literally $25. Like it was a 12 year old's birthday party. Do you see me messaging people to tell me how ridiculous they are? NO. Because we planned the party to have a party, not to make money or judge people. I would have been elated if someone gave us $100!…

Rufioooooooooooo!

We got a very corny dollar store picture frame from a cousin, I'm talking red hearts and whatnot on it.

I totally disagree with you here. I had a gift registry and loved when people bought off it, and loved when people gave cash and gift cards, awesome! But the people helping me "set up my household" with random generic slow cookers from CVS were way worse. I would have loved to receive something like this that clearly…

You also have to have a car to shop at a warehouse club. You aren't schlepping that 20 pack of paper towels and 10 bottles of soap on the bus or on your bike. Subscribe and save works great for people who don't have the transportation to price shop at different stores or use a warehouse club.

I second that emotion!

The fact that Keurig came so close to a nomination makes me lose a lot of trust in the judgement of the lifehacker community...

Apparently kids were poisoning themselves with Tide Pods as early as May 2012, so this is most definitely not a new concept.

I've had good experiences with Goggles4U.

Same here! The loudness didn't even bother me so much as the general high maintenance they require. Salad and veggies, hay, of course we bought the fancy Oxbow food, and the fancy non-wood bedding, and of COURSE the three of them didn't get along and had to have separate cages. Loved them, but it was kind of a…

And of course those wonderful "Pregnancy Crisis Centers" provide all those services, right?! Oh, wait, they don't? Well then surely your local Jesusy Center for Christ Preachin' offers these things? No? Really? Hmm...

Thanks Greg, good to know Gawker is listening.

Take it back to the store where you bought it, and grind it there. Every supermarket I've ever been to has a coffee grinder. They even have them at Sam's Club and Costco.

Okay...first the bad points.

Of course his turn on Suits as the evil partner helped me feel a teensy bit better.

RE: Breaking Bad...was anyone else just really really bummed out when Gale got killed? I am still unreasonably sad that that had to happy :( He didn't do anything wrong :( :( :(