How utterly tedious. I love how the whole concept of personal development, being unsure in the world, finding one’s place amongst those who differ from you etc now seemingly only happens to gay people. Because, you know, sexuality is the defining feature of all humans ever. Any time two men appear together, even…

Wow did you waste your time telling that stupid story that has no relevance or anything to offer. 

This, right here, is an A+ takedown.

Hell, even the Twit who claimed that the “event [was] put on by our local KKK” walked back that bullshit later (while still trying to roast Kemper’s involvement and laughing at respectable publications for parsing the difference):

Congrats, this post is dumber than the article...which says a lot!

Why do you feel the need to defend AVClub so hard? Did someone bump into it?

You think the only people who found this story to be a ridiculous nothing-burger were dudes?

Were there roving bands of self-important dopes deliberately bumping into the women for the express purpose of prompting the irritated response? Because if not, it pretty much ruins the comparison.

I’m going to dissect this bullshit one bit at a time:

You write for a website (and family of websites) that just tried to paint someone as a racist because in 1999 at age 19 her parents made her go to a ball that had started allowing Black people to join an insufficient amount of time (20 years) prior to that.

“The vast majority of them have lost all grasp on reality, and now live in a fantasy world of their own making”

There are people who DON’T like Jason Scwartzman? Have you not seen Bored to Death or any Wes Anderson movie?

I’d argue they’ve done better collectively than the Baldwins. I mean, sure there’s Alec but he has a lot of lifting to do for the rest of the bunch. Whereas the Wilsons are a better overall actor family I’d argue.

I mean I know you guys don’t give a fuck but can you try not to spoil this shit so easily.  I didn’t even realize this was a masked singer article until I read it in the damn thing. 

I disagree. I thought Weeks made Green look bland.