when it was over, everybody clapped.

like...you would hope that an actor’s friends see them as a person?

I consider it under the radar because nobody seems to know how FUNNY it is. Obviously if you’ve seen it you do. It’s like a pitch black, grown up arrested development.

Ok, I was mad when I clicked, because I think dried fruit (cherries, to be precise), is great in a chocolate bar. But I’m in full agreement with the “dipped strawberries are trash” argument. Especially when ordered online. You’re gonna get the jankiest, saddest berries already rotting in their candy shell. And it is a…

Ancestry is run by Mormons, so.

ugh I love Catastrophe and I wish there were more of it.

oh, my bad.

Carrie was on the episode of The X-Files with the repeating day, Monday.

1. Portillos is all over the place

that’s a stock photo with no ties to the hair product.

she’s white.

Oh this is just nuts. I’m going to be courteous, leave a tip, flush (of course), deal with the trash, and ball up the towels, but there’s no way in hell I’d STRIP THE BED in my hotel room.

The actual website spells “Havana” wrong, which tracks.

agree to both.

People need to stop “shipping” real people, and people need to stop referring to this creepiness as shipping. They. are. real. people. Stahp.

I cut my sponges into at least four. I find the reduced surface area doesn’t make a huge difference to my scrubbing - usually just the problem areas before/after dishwasher - and I feel way less bad about throwing the small sponge out sooner. They also dry faster.

If it was unintentional then it’s some BAD WRITING.

it’s probably made out of some sort of plasticky vinyl, too.

oh god. thanks.