This person did not say it was child abuse, they said it was unhealthy to give kids soda. Why is this so hard for everyone to deal with?

Yes, the three sips you see in this video are probably the ONLY SODA they ever give the kid. Your snark is so right!

Eric and Nora? They're not fucking SIBLINGS. Also, they're not fucking siblings. They're a vampire family, which usually involves sex anyway. People need to simmer down with this shit.

I'm in the middle of the book and I'm enjoying it, somewhat nonplussed by all the negative reviews.

It had one of the first lesbian kisses shown on the teen network The WB.

I stand by my comment. These people, closed minded though they may be, don't think that there's enough literary merit to 50 shades to make up for all the thumbs in vaginas.

I'm confused as to what exactly you think is fucking stupid about this. Librarians who develop collections are allowed to make choices, and some have chosen to exclude this piece of poorly written crap. Why does that mean they're going to ban Anaïs Nin and other, better written works that can actually have their worth…

mmhmm. I am aware it's a French word.

geesh.

Viola Davis? I love her!

I see this all. the. time. on the internet, usually attached to idiotic comments.

You always know you're dealing with a fucking genius when they spell voila "wala".

Hollywood likes to keep playing with the same marbles as LONG as they can.

I know, the movie acts like they've moved to...well, where I live, instead of one of the better college towns in the country.

Apatow's mix of pratfalls, scatological humor, and extreme schmaltz is wearing a bit thin for me.

I came away from it with something different than you, Chillin like a mother fuckin villain.

I resent that The Five year engagement makes it look like the worst thing EVER for a man to move for his wife's job. There are plenty of fucking nice restaurants in Ann Arbor that Jason Segel could have worked at.

you watch the show for the bad, awkward, humiliating sex scenes?

I don't think it's fair that this ridiculous show gets big ratings and a renewal. I also side eye grown people who are obsessed with Disney.

cue the Joss/Drew fanfic? (no)