You don't have to get shirty with me, I am slightly disgusted by the author's disgust at Shailene Woodley's choice of footwear. But I did your finger test and didn't see a difference.

How are vibrams any better arch support than ballet flats?

do you mean shame them *for* it?

I agree with you, it's stupid and not news, also, server.daemon was a thing I'd get messages from when an email would bounce that i sent from my crappy highschool webmail account a million years ago.

mashed potatoes could be involved in a hot cheese sundae.

ok, he's toast

Alexandra Breckenridge's tattoo is a Brian Froud Fairy.

9am: nag Dean about townhouse, dematerialize

I wish I could go back in time and incapacitate whoever is responsible for "I'm lovin it" and the subsequent auditory logo it produced - ba da bum ba bum. HATING IT for going on five? six? years now.

Yes.

yay, kittens!

I was waiting for people to pounce on me for mentioning it, but I did not do so in a derisive way.

I was waiting for people to pounce on me for mentioning it, but I did not do so in a derisive way.

her name is Leah Remini and she's a scientologist.

This is not a new cookie, nor is a new Girlscout cookie that unusual - they intro something new every few years.

I'm a lameo with no iphone, instead I have entertaining thoughts about how Siri sounds a little like a hal-9000 or skynet waiting to happen. Probably not, though.

I agree completely with the alter-ego wish fulfillment. That's all I could think while I was reading those books.

People should be forced to watch Blackadder III

I would prefer Paterson Joseph or Chiwetel Ejiofor play the doctor rather than Helen Mirren. I want him to stay a dude, but changing his race would be new and good.

what I find off putting about both the commercials for flavored coffee additive is the way the announcer emphasizes "we've put it *inside*"...I don't know, it's just creeping me out.