@booter26: Galifanakis gotta eat, I guess....(and drink Syrah)

That baby child is ADORBS.

I liked him yesterday, and if the rumor about him putting a stop to Mel Gibson's cameo in Hangover II is true, then I love him today.

Oh wow I bet she's filming a reality show. That would totally explain somebody trying to stir up ridiculous drama.

I like that she's returned to a look that's somewhat off of the mainstream - she's been looking so conventional since she lost the weight - it was a little disappointing. I don't mean there's anything wrong with looking conventional.

@evility: there was a time, at Dragon Con, when actors would just pose with you. No lame backdrop, no paying 50 bucks, and no handlers shuffling you past. That was a better time. I think James Marsters ruined it.

@Cheesecake is for lovers: Your points are good.

I've got on a massively purple polyester shirtdress. I sincerely hope it looks better than I just made it sound.

I like sexy things in general, but that picture of Lea Michelle sort of ripping her shirt is really turning my stomach.

Santoruming Santorum worked so well partly because it's such an uncommon name.

I think the hundreds of creepy, sensationalist stories that came *before* this one already cemented The Daily Fail's place as the Jerry Springer of print. It's an awful paper.

wait, what? what does she mean by "Bama bangs"??

@BeetsGoOn: the way Jezebel hides comments makes it really inconvenient to read them all before replying yourself.

@ForgotMyMantra: because lots of the ones that aren't awful are taken. :(

@MemilyBimble: I'm also a fatterton and I have the one on top - not a "squeem" though, a more expensive one I got on Orchard St. in NYC. It does make me look smoother and more Joan-like, and greatly improves my posture when I wear it.

She was 28 when she did Dirty Dancing?? I had no idea. She shouldn't have gotten her nose done.

@ladyperson: and the super cute song they sing while giving the kids a bath!

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Gah, I loved Home Movies.

I'm pretty sure this (or something like it) was parodied in an episode of Home Movies.

@JennaW: but don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your lights?