@lurkerbynature: I have been having problems attaching jpgs lately too.

@Madfall: by Michael Zulli, my favorite Sandman artist. <3

God damn it, why are Neil Gaiman's *dreams* better than shit I come up with when awake?

I think that's going to work out really well for Juicy J.

@LutherHonduras: yeah, the WP/DMB thing is just a smaller symptom of the presence of the personality type I refer to as "douchebro"

Dave Matthews Band and Widespread panic are huge red flags for me.

Perfect sports bra, how does it work?? I sometimes wear a traditional bra with a sports bra on top. It's not comfortable.

annnd the picture looks like maggots to me. ::shudder::

@AfroJezeBella: she really is the Sarah Palin of vampire fiction.

@beatrice2000: He never, ever kept it a secret though. It was common knowledge at the time of H&Kumar

@onestrawplz: he was completely out at that point, that was the joke. It was hilarious.

The article specifies it was a *beautiful* surrogate.

I say, with a philosophical smirk, that the practice of actresses wearing comfy shoes on film sets when the camera isn't on them, and stilettos when it is, is kind of like photoshopping in magazines - it certainly doesn't represent the realities of heel - wearing.

@CandyBacon: Who, Babs? Probably.

I found it amusing that a woman who's had at least one nose job (possibly two) dressed up as the woman who famously refused one.

@lhowen: On top of being a misogynistic tool, he's a bad writer who misuses apostrophes.

Is there anything we can do about him? I'm serious.

@roxie: He's very unusual given his surroundings. He lives ascetically, in a tiny shack, and has very few material possessions. He also apparently wears a wedding ring because it helps him pick up women (this may not be a concern anymore since he's more famous now), but says he's incapable of monogamy. He's kind of…

Vincent Kartheiser is an odd duck, you guys.

Even though this is a joke, still DNW!!!111