I'm 28 and I just had prom drama LAST NIGHT. The local drinking club held a prom to raise money for the local urban garden club, and my ex showed up with a skank. I was not best pleased.

My stepfather went to Harvard Law. He's a little racist.

@sinnicism: I think it's only just starting.

Yeah, it should include a drug to incapacitate the attacker long enough for the woman to get help or to safety. It's not a perfect system, and yes it could lead to violence, but if we can't prevent rape other ways, I like the idea of penis ruination for the attacker.

@LooseBaggyMonster: well now I'm as stupid as Jessica Alba, apparently.

@Ms.RantyPants: Maybe not in Edwardian England, where they weren't allowed to work. Or so I seem to have gathered from Jane Austen movies.

Wait, like he let the doors close and didn't wait for them? If the doors closed, how did they get to him to pelt him with pasta?

I HATE Coldstone Creamery. 1.Their ice cream, "made fresh" each day from a powder in a machine, tastes like grocery store cake icing. 2. The singing when they get a tip thing

@franzen: that's why frat boys, the same ones who whoop when they see two chicks dancing on each other in heels or kissing for a shot, will use "dyke" as an insult for any woman they see as overstepping their bounds.

@Zulkey: skinny AND tall! and with such pretty, long hair.

@Chance Hamlin: Oh, I've always been impressed by glass closet people. I love it when people don't give in to the hysteria machine.

@Steverino Begins: what's the glass closet? I suppose I could google it.

@AlmostDream: oh, so would I.

@Dancingfrog: it's like Lindsay Lohan janking on Jayma Mays for saying that line about how she (lindsay) looks like gollum. The glee writers wrote that, not the actress.

@MissBuckyC: I love that movie! Despite the dirty presence of Juliette Lewis and that one guy who beat up Heidi Fleiss.

I feel bad for thinking the Aaron Johnson situation is creepy, but I do. I have been ruined by a society that dictates that older women just can't do that, and if they do then it must be some fucked up power dynamic because she was his director. There I go, blaming society.

@forestroad: I did like the fact that she went sleeveless.

@LucyPevensie: It's Sheila Kelley, apparently. She was on L.A. Law. And she's got pole dancing instructional videos. Thanks, google.

Who the hell is Debbie Country? What is that Tina Fey-lookin woman's name? I'll take actor or character, I haven't been paying that much attention but searching Debbie Country only gets me nowhere.

@EndangeredRed: Anakin.