It’s really not bad, and I imagine it will look quite a bit better with correct lighting.

I went into this movie (on Netflix) and Transformers Age of Extinction with the lowest expectations imaginable and... Yeah it wasn’t that bad. There are worse movies. Kids seem to enjoy it? It really wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be.

Debates should be on a schedule, and if a candidate doesn’t want to appear for any reason, they don’t get to appear. Fuck this diva-ness and conditions. You’re not celebrities, you’re politicians.

Exactly. I’m guessing its lifetime sales are very good.

(Now imagining an alternate universe Star Wars in which R2-D2 is voiced by Brian Blessed.)

Square has shit on my hopes and dreams too many times for me to trust them.

There’s things that can be approved here, but I don’t really think we should be making fun of this major a positive development in Barbie toys. She’s not “Tech support Barbie.” Little kids don’t associate headsets with phone support, they associate it with gamers, because that’s what they see Dad (and Mum) wearing…

BUT WHICH ONE IS WHICH?!

There’s a decent chance her mother ends up being Mara Jade. Disney has been “okay” with pulling from the old EU when the ideas were good, but wanted to start from a blank slate. Mara Jade was one of those good ideas, and Rebels has gone out of its way to show that the Emperor wasn’t afraid to use Dark Side Force users…

Luke’s kid is so bleeding obvious.

Rey’s theme when she grabs Luke’s lightsaber is “Burning Homestead” from ANH, which is also called “Luke’s Theme.”

I could swear I had Skype on my iPhone before the iPhone 4 came out.

Bump was dying well before Apple introduced Airdrop. Once the novelty of bro-fisting people for their files wore off, people just emailed and messaged, OR just said “Hey, what your number?” Once iMessage allowed phone numbers to be associated with iMessage accounts, the need for sharing all of your contact info at…

You mean all those ad platforms masquerading as flashlight apps?

I tried f.lux, but I don’t want my fucking white point changed, I want the brightness controlled. Couldn’t get this to do what I wanted on my desktop either. Cool idea, but annoying as fuck if you’re doing anything remotely visual.

So your point of view is “Fuck you, I got mine!”

I would sue the shit out people who did that.

But why does shelve such a stupid name???

Uber’s whole schtick is that you DON’T tip the drivers. It was in their advertising for a couple of years. It’s not part of the app.

After a silent review, it cuts to the studio, where three Stigs stand, silently, arms crossed, around the car they just talked about. They look at each other silently.