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Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

I fucking hope so.

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

“Her vibe comes off as apathetic rather than open-minded.” Yes, totally. Thanks for this. We watched part of the marriage and part of the racism one last night and were totally underwhelmed. By partway through the racism episode, we had to turn it off because she was being so . . . dense, and like she just couldn’t be

This is why sometimes I wont reply, when I desperately want to, cuz I’m sure someone pretty high up is on it and don’t wanna jeopardize my job to be silly.

I want to believe this story is true, because I just laughed so hard.

I remember that!

That’s beautiful.

In 2008, someone in Apple’s BBUB group (a portion of the corporate campus) sent an email congratulating a random employee on joining the company in a Managing role. They sent it to all the BBUB groups, which included EVERYONE in that office (not just the relevant team) and all ~20,000 Apple Retail employees. And the

No article about the activities of Ken Paxton would be complete without a mention that he was indicted for securities fraud nine months after being elected Attorney General.

This isn’t about acquiring new votes. For Palin, she retains about 95% of the new funds raised under the banner: Palin for Trump, the small remainder goes to Trump. The collection envelopes will be going out to her rabid fanbase in 3, 2, 1...

i know that ‘stranglers’ is probably a typo, but i think you’re inadvertently speaking a deeper truth, here...

I wonder if there are some stranglers out there thinking “Man this Donald Trump guy hates the Mexicans and Muslims as much as me. But I don’t know, there’s something missing here.....OMG SARAH PALIN ENDORSED HIM? WELL YEE HAW AND FUCK YOUR COUSIN, NOW HE’S GOT MY VOTE. BECAUSE BEING AN INBRED REDNECK, THE OPINION OF A

None of this is going to change the fact that Trump is still deeply unpopular nation-wide:

Is there really anyone who wouldn’t have voted for Trump who is swayed by her endorsement though?

I agree. My point was there are other things we can do to lower the rate of drinking and driving.

Damn right they should.

Just remember everyone, no matter what the legal limit is, calling a cab or an Uber is always a hell of a lot cheaper than getting a DUI. Sometimes it’s better to just play it safe.

Good. I hope the States follow through, too. AND make the penalties more severe.