This. Newt Gingrich and his ilk chose to make their political legacy be “lets be shocked about consensual extramarital blowjobs”.

I don’t think anybody cares much about a consensual affair.

My, aren’t you worldly. 99% huh? Are you working for the department of “Numbers I feel?”

Continues to amaze me that people continue to believe that responding to allegations about Trump with allegations about Bill Clinton makes much sense at all. Hillary is not her fucking husband, you dumb fucking fucks.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

You’re right, I shouldn’t be so cynical. If the football team did this the school would probably be willing to cancel the soccer season if they thought it would help.

But as long as the availability of and quality of broadband is tied to profitability, that “anywhere in America” bit is a long ways off.

Comey has a long lost twin brother that has been in a coma!

Yet, somehow, he continues to bone America, silently, from beyond.

tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

Nope. Donald trump said if they did not join them they must go quail hunting with Dick Cheney.

Just don’t invite Dick Cheney or someone will get shot

Yup, and his immediate reaction against any perceived accusation by a woman is to slut shame her.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I should preface this by saying, I think Donald Trump is gross and his campaign for president is like something you’d see in a 2000AD satire comic. That said, is it weird that (allegedly) offering $10,000 for sex makes me think he’s a cheapskate? I mean, yeah, it’s a shitload of money to me - but he’s (allegedly) a…

this is the real story here folks

My Facebook feed is so full of “Legal Notice to Facebook” today...

Just a quick note, “3rd party voters” in america simply means “Desperate Attention Whore”.