oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

It’s amazing how ridiculously unaware people are to the open mockery of Native Americans. My son is a Cub Scout, and we just did a family camping trip. One of the dads, an Irish Catholic originally from New England, wore a Native American headdress the entire weekend. My wife is half Cherokee, and while generally very…

I find this hilarious. All the controversy and Dylan gives no fucks.

Trump will next criticize Clinton’s ill-fitting suits, her inexplicably orange skin, her tendency to loom over people, and her terrible comb-over. “I hear she just reaches out and grabs people by the pussy, is what I hear” reports Trump.

“Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally”

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

Just get of balks outright? That is the dumbest suggestion I’ve ever heard.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

That seals it. He’s definitely guilty.

... She looks a bit like Ivanka....

Before we get to the “Rosebud” moment, I’m eager for THIS moment.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

And what kind of husband would continue to support his father-in-law in this situation?! Ivanka is surrounded by terrible, terrible men.

Oof I know that too. I just got so caught up in my rage shakes I lost track of things.

I just couldn’t get over that the only coherent thought he had was an actually great compliment for Hillary.

This bit. There were so many thing, but this bit and the whole “ISIS has Libya’s nuclear weapons”...like, damn, has this man ever looked at a map once in his entire life.

His kids are terrible, though. The three he constantly flaunts, at least. Maybe the two younger ones still have a shot at not becoming characters of a Brett Easton Ellis novel.

Yeah, but his kids are terrible.

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Remember that when you gaze into the breast the breast also gazes into you.