Another John Oliver viewer right here.

Yes!!! Can we please get this updated? Maybe make a coffee table book?

Can she sue for identify theft? He was using her name and likeness.

There are a number of things that are fucked up about this. I’m especially baffled by trying to imagine someone I knew in grade school posing as me to lure women into a situation where they can be raped. That adds another dimension of creepy weirdness to the whole thing.

I hate to say it, but the film was as painful as a UTI.

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

He could be talking about the ‘66 film (which isn't included with the TV series), but, honestly, it's like 5 bucks on Blu-Ray, so, I'm not sure how much cheaper it can get.

He could be talking about the ‘66 film (which isn't included with the TV series), but, honestly, it's like 5 bucks…

My Theory? Sale is one of the people who complained about the kid. “Methinks thou dost protest too much”

It’s a re-event!

You have to give Alfred a hand. He did his best.

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Have you tried Themyscira? I hear it’s full of beautiful women and has this amazing old Greek motif going on.

Well, I moved to Metropolis, but then it got leveled by space aliens. So then I moved to Keystone City, and then it sunk under the ocean. So then I moved to Coast City, and it got nuked to ashes. So then I said screw it, moved to rural Kansas to this no-nothing town called Smallville.

Nowhere near as weird as the ladies who correspond with, and then marry, imprisoned serial killers.

What if they were nudes of my cat, sans collar?

So brave. So moving.

“I can do for you what I did for Ryan Howard and Ryan Zimmerman!” is the worst drug dealer pitch of all time.

he ran over a 72-year-old motorcyclist then fled the scene and blew a .18.