@KramericaEnterprises: Ah, I'm sorry. Makes sense now. I've been guilty of reading while on the elliptical myself, but at least it's usually been books for school and National Geographic! That counts for something... eh?

I usually wear my hair in the "average" intelligence position, which is funny because I'll be earning my third college degree this year, a Master's. I'm also only 22.

@KramericaEnterprises: Lululemon is expensive. This is a thread about fitness for cheapskates.

As others have said, domestic violence is frequently painted as a "lower-class" issue as opposed to one that happens in homes of every income level imaginable. I like that this scene portrays a seemingly middle to upper class home in order to shatter this stereotype.

You made it sound like they advocated removal of the clitoris or sewing labia shut. Having a hooded clit is a serious problem for many women when it comes to being able to feel stimulation. I don't see what the big deal is if it is performed safely and properly in order to increase a woman's satisfaction.

Hugh Hefner was 65 when the Little Mermaid came out.

@femme-bot: The worst is whenever -ate becomes -aight, as in Kaightlynne. Really, mom and dad, your ~creativity~ is going to make any paperwork your daughter handles in her adult life a living hell.

Awesome, but I'd love to see what was MY reality, and the reality of 1 in 3 women under 45, shown during prime-time as opposed to the fake "reality" of Jersey Shore and so on.

@badmutha: Same here. My boyfriend graduated me, so to speak, from anxious to secure as well.

@jesusgoestotacobell: I hate hate HATE people who have that mentality. Because when bad things do happen to good people, they get all victim-blamey. You must be pleased to no longer live with her.

@jesusgoestotacobell: "If you just have FAITH that nothing bad will ever happen to you, then NOTHING BAD WILL EVER HAPPEN TO YOU! Anyone who has ever had anything bad happen to them simply didn't have FAITH!"

I hate that it's terribly ironic that her first name was Ana.

I had a dream recently that Lucille Bluth kept trying to get me to marry Julian Assange so that he could get his green card. She kept trying to slip a ring on my finger that had been on Lindsay Bluth's toe in a real-life episode of Arrested Development.

I wouldn't be here today if my relatives hadn't been oven-dodgers.

@JulieSunday: What TheNobleRobot said. Come on.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: In 1834, Clara Barton was 13! So it wasn't like an adult was kicking a kid — it was a kid kicking a kid.

NO KATE BEATON?! BURN EVERYTHING.

Didn't the trombone husband attempt to play the trombone?

@badmutha: Dark humor, dude.

I'm in love with Dong Lover.