I wish I'd gotten a chance to enter this contest, but my worst OKCupid story isn't really that funny.

@kitschvalue: It is! I slept in my (single) mom's bed up until I was around 8 years old.

@Ajh: Yes. Fuck them all. My body rules, your body rules, and anyone who doesn't agree can suck it.

If you're too small, you're a skinny bitch. If you're too big, you're a fat outcast.

I tend to get into arguments a lot with guys about typical rape-related topics: victim-blaming, rape jokes, but what if the woman is lying, blah blah blah.

@MAGH: Fuck yes. You said it best. Thank you.

@kityglitr: She sounds awesome! Thanks for the heads-up.

I've loved her ever since the moment I found out about her... which was when I heard Dave Foley looks just like her. (But then I watched 30 Rock and Green Porno and fell in love. Still, check out this Google Image Search fail!)

@wtfox?!: It's obvious that they really are smarter than humans.

Can we have more porn with women of color without it being fetishized as "booty gurl xxx negress jungle fever" and so on? I'd like to see an interracial couple going at it without a title that sounds like it was written by David Duke.

Just when I thought they couldn't top the doucheyness of their last video, which had them as Magical White Men helping a community of Poor Poor Gospel Negroes who danced around them. Or something like that. I don't really remember all of the details because I was busy vomiting.

@Black Rebel Telecomic Club: Thank you! :)

I actually like her better now after seeing that we both had the same overgelled ringlets in high school.

@Sukie is Brianna; non-anonymous:

Why would any self-respecting feminist date a Maxim reader anyhow? Give me a guy like my handsome Sleater-Kinney listening feminist-blog reading hunk of a boyfriend any day.

@donveynor (is Annie McNoFace): IF YOU DON'T LAUGH AT RAPE JOKES, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY BRILLIANTLY EDGY SENSE OF HUMOR! I'M THE NEW LENNY BRUCE!

@basiorana: I was meanly rejected a couple of years ago (read: called "Hippopotamus Rex" to my face and so on) by a dude who thought that Posh Spice had the perfect body whereas Ginger Spice was fat.

Last comment, I swear, but I also made this one. How many times have I heard men (and women) say this?!

This is also one of my favorites since I have to argue with some ~edgy~ asshole every week these days about the subject.

I made this one, but they haven't used it yet. Poop.