Interesting observation: My brand of birth control has heightened my sense of smell to make it as keen like a pregnant woman's. Seriously, my sense of smell was never this sharp. I've also gained 15 lbs on this particular pill.

@biancajames: Yes, how dare she be a 14 year old who acts 14!

@Miss_Thumbelina_Coquette: I have no memory of Nylon ever being anything other than endless advertisements for $200 jeans worn by heroin-chic size 0s.

I feel like Christine O'Donnell is just a confused right-wing Liz Lemon. All she needs is a night out (or, fuck it, a whole week of nights out) with some cheap champagne and bunch of the most logical feminist Jezzies, and we can get her on Team Liberal in no time.

@joellevand: I would think that whoever runs Amazon would know enough about literature to know the difference between the books you mentioned, which have historical relevance as classics, and a how-to guide for child fucking.

@Susan B.: Mein Kamph and the Anarchist Cookbook have historical relevancy. A how-to guide for child-fucking does not. I guess it feasibly could, but... no.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Not a sad day. An awesome day.

@unicorns, not centaurs: Is it okay to have a huge crush on him? Because I do, dammit. I do. He's gorgeous.

@magnets: Seriously, I recall Nick magazine publishing a ton of subversive underground cartoonists.

@LadyCoCo: ...Oooooorrrrrrr channels could stick to their original plans?

Business censorship =/= government censorship.

It's sad that the Tea Party and its ilk are so completely batshit that it's actually making Bush look like a nice-guy moderate in comparison.

@deecaff: Yes. Even if you're feeling confident, sometimes it can still tear open old wounds. Especially if you've had a bit much at the open bar and are getting introspective — or worse, if you start getting hit on by other singles, trying to use your mutual friend's wedding as a pick-up spot.

My vagina? "In your face"? Well, only if you know how to use it.

I'm of Russian descent, which means that I'm Conan-pale with thick, dark hair all over.

@raphaela: Thank you for the Tom Robbins reference. You rule.

Weather and Climate teacher here! Here's another crucial winter fact, though it doesn't have much to do with fashion choices: When air is heated, its relative humidity decreases. So while you think your skin and nose woes might be coming from time spent outside, it's actually the terribly dry heated air in your homes…

@cait98: Seriously. Any image of it means that sexual abuse took place. I don't get how anyone involved is not a goddamn "real victim".

@tunamelt: Good for you! You win the Internet Relevancy In Meteorology award!

@ashleenotashley: Not to mention BLOOOOOD.