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Currently arguing with a friend right now about this post. He's claiming that Jezebel rips off other sites left and right, and that somehow this post is claiming that Jezebel created all of these GIFs. Apparently, Jezebel fails to credit anyone for their creations.

Oh, Stacey.

This girl rules. Fuck anyone who didn't vote for the man who raised her.

@Jessie Lacey: My mother was a verbally and emotionally abusive drunk. Sometimes when I'm pissed off (and sober), I start sounding a lot like her. And I have to stop myself. Luckily, I do.

I'm pissed that there were people passing out pamphlets for G.O.P. Rep nominee Bob Turner outside of my polling location. It's an elementary school and they were literally right outside of its gates. And this is in Brooklyn, so it was definitely not outside the 100 ft radius.

@mordicai: It doesn't matter whether or not you find him funny, it matters that he's sticking up for what's right. Not maybe. He is.

@I_Am_Not_Oprah: I will never understand this NYC next-level bullshit. I spent a lot of time having NYC guys pass me by for being just a tad overweight, and meanwhile, I'm going to have a fucking M.A. at 23.

@dkissam: Seriously. I'm overweight, and my boyfriend (who will eventually be my husband since we're buttcrazy in love) is absolutely gorgeous.

@SkaHimself: I watched a drag queen named Olympia kick the ass of some horrible guy who'd been harassing me and who'd just assaulted some dude on the train platform for "looking gay". It was awesome.

@thebootyfaerie: Just curious! I have IBS and a few family members with Crohn's, so I'm always looking for new solutions to our digestive hell.

My hair is long. It is thick and coarse. It takes approximately 3 hour to air-dry. Which I choose to do instead of blow-drying, which takes approximately one hour and hurts my arms after holding it up for so long. Seriously. It's called Eastern-European Jewish hair.

My hair is long. It is thick and coarse. It takes approximately 3 hour to air-dry. Which I choose to do instead of blow-drying, which takes approximately one hour and hurts my arms after holding it up for so long. Seriously. It's called Eastern-European Jewish hair.

@foodandshoes: YES. And according to the 2000 Census, 11% of Americans are black — so I doubt they surveyed an adequate sample of minority individuals.

@LikeChai: That's your deal. Not everyone gets sweaty daily.

@myvaginaishostile: Honestly, compared to those who have lost their jobs, their college funding, and even their lives because of pot being illegal, who cares about a few mom and pop growers who are struggling? They're usually middle-class whites with other skills. I'm concerned about the low-income minorities who are

@Blairbarella: I've both drank alcohol and smoked marijuana.

@Nico Coer: Nailed it. A dumbass is a dumbass, no matter what their substance of choice may be.