@flowersk: I hate that the author assumes that this girl wouldn't be horribly sanctimonious and annoy the shit out of me.

@melskies: Personally, I would qualify myself as the Goddammit I Am Eating the Same Shit As Everyone Else But My Fucking Genetics Make It All Go To My Ass Oh Well Whatever It's Sexy As Hell Anyhow chick.

@RaisinGirl.OfficeGirl is posting from the future: Somehow in the latter scenario, I picture a bunch of bro-assholes HURR HURR ing about it and high-fiving him. Call me cynical.

@Vidya108: It could be a brain tumor on her pituitary gland. Intervention is necessary.

Somehow the argument of "At least the women got to do cool stuff on screen before being killed!" reminds me of when I went on a first (OKCupid) dinner date with a guy that ended in him grabbing me by the hair, putting his hands around my throat, and trying to drag me away. Luckily, he was dumb enough to try it on the…

The Killers. Guy sounds like a dying goat. I have a Dude-like "I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!" reaction whenever I have to hear them.

@LeRollingStoner: I'm sorry that you only went to Times Square and failed to travel into any of the un-Disneyfied, un-WASPified parts of the city. And that you don't have any cool friends there.

@snacktastic: Worst President of all time.

P.S. Can we please have a "What do you call your ladyparts?" survey?

I like to refer to mine as The House and The Senate — Capitol Hill, baby.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Seriously, since I actually have ADHD it just makes me actually be able to do things like a normal human being.

It's the lips. Having something the size and weight of a cigarette in one's mouth makes for a sexy pout.

I can't believe we're all seriously asking whether "There's a Negro In My Mom!" is racist. Next from the Institute of No Shit Studies: Is the Pope Catholic? News at 11!

I had to stop watching when Family Guy's Seth MacFarlane was introducing some comedian and said that he puts the "fat Jew" in "fat fucking Jew".

@skahammer: I think anyone can have commitment problems regardless of orientation. As for me, I can proudly say that I don't really have any, and I'm happy to be monogamous.

@renniebee: What about emo? With bands with names like "Blondes Make the Best Victims".

I agree with the bisexual commenter who said she'd given up on trying to date women. Biphobia is upsetting enough within the heterosexual community, but it hurts that there are so many lesbians who participate in bisexual discrimination or erasure. I attend a very liberal school in NYC, and even our Queer Student…

@gophur: It doesn't work that way. You have no idea what kind of dirt this guy had on her, or what he'd be able to say to her family if he'd gotten in contact with them. Also, her family would probably be able to recognize her writing style, amongst other things.

Alright, here y'all go.

Dear clothing manufacturers: NOT EVERY SHORT WOMAN IS 86 YEARS OLD. Some of us are naturally short thanks to motherfucking genetics making us this size since age 11 — not because we're geriatric.