@BAngieB really hates puns: Eugenics fail.

@SkaHimself: Um, first of all, white trash is a pretty loaded term considering using "white" as the primary adjective implies that whites are usually not trash — other races are.

The other day, I saw Jim Gaffigan perform a brief stand-up bit at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre, which mostly centered around how people need to stop decrying McDonalds because everyone has their version of "McDonalds" — terrible guilty pleasures that are bad for you, but you enjoy them regardless. For his…

Oh, okay, Joel Stein.

Well uh yeah because we're using all of that extra money to pay off our student loans. What disposable income?

@Faster Pussycat: Um, SHE'S 14. It doesn't matter how old you are. You missed the point. She is speaking as a pre-pubescent. She's decrying infantilization.

I had hookworms once. They were either from stepping in dirt with eggs, or from eating bad sushi/McDonalds. Not sure. Regardless, they made a nice little home inside of my small intestine and used their razor sharp teeth to latch onto the walls of it and suck my blood. I was severely anemic and in terrible amounts of…

@Penny: Not with the student loans from my M.A. (though it's in Geography so I have GIS skills), not with two dead parents, and not in New York, sadly.

@Penny: That's what happens after decades of shoving "If you go to college, then you will be guaranteed XYZ" down kids throats. The entitlement is entirely socialized.

Oh jeez, that was awful and a bit triggering, and yet somehow hilarious.

Dry spells tend to make me particularly crabby and rude from sexual frustration driving me over the edge, but it would never be an excuse to do anything to ever hurt myself or others.

@clairedeloony: My mom passed away from cirrhosis after a lifetime battle with alcoholism. She would have violent grand mal withdrawal seizures and many other signs of deep physical addiction. I miss her badly. I was only 12 when it took her away.

That's weird, because I smoke pot on a regular basis, and yet I feel hot as hell. But maybe I'm actually just so fat and ugly that it's gone in the opposite direction.

Tavi, I know exactly how you feel about middle schoolers and their lack of empathy. When I was in 6th grade, I was painfully awkward and terribly unpopular, as opposed to Amanda, the type of girl who made official applications to join her clique. Really. The two of us had a math teacher who was incredibly sweet and…

@Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Dude, the author is 14. Come on.

Wait, is it okay that I joke around that my cat is a flirt/ladies' man? Because every time I have female friends over, he always goes up to them and demands that they kiss him on the forehead and nose. Seriously, he really is that forward, and only with women — but it's okay, because he's an adorable kitty, right?

@paperispatient: That shirt basically says "My son is a rapist! LOLOL"

Can everyone stop blaming her for signing up for it willingly? I seriously doubt that the contract, drawn up by the NBC lawyers, said "We're going to abuse the shit out of you." No. She was suckered into thinking it'd be as fine and dandy as it appears to the viewers, and if you're still blaming her for "not knowing…

@madgetheripper: Wow, you seriously think a major cable network wrote up a contract outlining that they were going to be abusive and horrific? Come on.

What? She referenced smoking pot repeatedly when I saw her on the Craig Ferguson show. She was kidding.