Which is absurd. I am totally onboard with endlessly mocking the NFL and its self-righteous grip on our society while still hopelessly watching a game now and then, which is the site’s coverage in a nutshell. But to be all high-and-mighty about that and recommend European soccer as an alternative while the very best…

The National Hockey League. Seriously, Juventus vs. Bologna? Minnesota/Anaheim is on NBCSN, Tampa Bay/Pittsburgh is on NHL Network. Two nationally broadcast games, 4 very good teams. Go fuck yourselves.

“Spikey-Headed Bo Bice”

All of these streaks have just shown how miserable the Metro is (in a good way). The Flyers tore off a 10 game streak before Christmas and are still in 5th in the division.

Again?

I lived in Nashville for a bit and a opossum used to stalk the alley behind my place at night. One time I was all drunk and smoking and the little creep scared the shit out of me, and I flicked my whole lit cigarette in his direction. I instantly felt kinda bad, didn’t wanna burn the guy, until the fucking thing just…

No, you’re wrong.

Inseperable. Anyone with any proximity to that goddamn cupt knows it. Fuck a “football discussion.”

Again, if you’re recommending golf, or implying people have access to League Pass or Bein so they can watch fucking Pelicans or Fiorentina, get your fucking priorities fixed and mention the NHL. LA/Montreal, Nashville/Philly, Edmonton/Minny all good matchups, all in a row. There.

Marchand got his full dipshit routine in last night too. Hooked Wayne Simmonds, who grabbed and threw his stick away, came up and had a little shoving tantrum, took a penalty. Late in OT knocked Mason’s stick out of his hands and went at Simmonds again, but only with plenty of officials nearby, because that runt would…

If you’re listing League Pass, why not Center Ice? 1pm, 3pm, 6, 7, and 7:30 starts, I went Simpsons for the morning and now am a third of the way through 9 hours of uninterrupted hockey.

My recent reply to Edix was intended as a reply to this.

While I agree on one hand, there’s also perhaps the case of the Californian who worked for the entire duration their local polls were open, would have voted vehemently against Captain Horseshit, but needed the money and knew their state’s electoral votes would go blue regardless. Is it their fault?

The point you are making is? A minority of the people who voted voted for Mr. Fuckface, so you’re just kind of coming off arrogant.

To address random points: I know the complexity of football, likely as well as some self-righteous brainiacs, it’s just stupid. Lot of strategy goes into timing and designing any given play, and for the 1 in 10 times it works beautifully, some dumbfuck gaurd is gonna miss a block 9 times and you’ll see a two-yard…

Really, any of the 3 thar aren’t the NFL. NBA keeps getting better (though the pure suck of some teams makes some games unwatchable), MLB is timeless fun (if you think the baseball is boring and can devote 4 hours to watching 6 minutes of football, fuck off) and the NHL isn’t at its best right now, but features the…

That’s a dope shirt. Pitt’s in the Oakland neighborhood of Pittsburgh and 15213 is the zip code, donchaknow.

Hottest take of the year.

Wait what? “Vocal racism problem in its fanbase”? I would like to see you show me that there are more racists at a hockey game than like, a Tampa Bay Buccanneers game.

Fuckin’ take truthers