notsomethingstructural: [reads headline]

“Pleasure Gerbil.”

I can’t blame Grantland’s staff for struggling with the change. Have you ever sat on a warm toilet seat in a public bathroom? It’s horrifying. I’m not grossed out by other people’s germs or anything, but sweet jesus, some things are unsettling. Like when you’re eating a bowl of popcorn and you see a spider crawl out…

Police say there is no clear motive for the attack.

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

Who can blame him? If I had a superhot like megahot, hot girlfriend that my god said I couldn’t make sex with, I’d be mad frustrated too. It’s tough being the best. Like Jesus said that one time, “My head hurts because of this crown.”

Croatia and their checkered past

Colin Cowherd has an Ayn Rand fleshlight.

Don’t stop... I’m so close.

Colin Cowherd masturbates to Glengarry Glen Ross.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

This is such bad Kinja that it’s good Kinja.

Oh man, both WNBA fans are gonna be pissed!

I guess someone hit the Boss Button on his career.

I would love to find someone to “date casually.” I would also love to drink a lot and not get a hangover. Which is to say, my post-divorce dating experience (which may have something to do with age range; I’m 45) is that everyone either wants a quick one time hook up, or they’re trying to determine as quickly as…

If the Atlanta mascot isn’t renamed Mike Hawk with this transition, then it’s all a waste.

“I don’t get it.”

i’m not sure i agree with the premise that we’re better off now than we would be without the skyscrapers. i realized just yesterday that i am, in fact, old now and young people shouldn’t be entrusted with decisions like knocking down old buildings.

Love to shred the pow.