"He's the tallest midget in Munchkinland!"

Who the fuck cares? Fundies sold their souls for a Neil Gorsuch and got one.

The problem is that supporters of President Microphallus would take cancelling the Academy Awards as a Win.

Fictional World is Fictional!

The Raptors don't even have Feathers!

Now do Battle Royale Vs. Hunger Games

Unless someone releases Pence's hacked emails…

Think of it this way. He will never resign. Never, ever, ever. When the Republicans turn on him — and they absolutely will — he's going to be forced out in disgrace. Someone is going to make their career taking him down.

PSA:

No, because it was kind of unprecedented. Clinton played sax on Arsenio during his campaign and W wiped his glasses on one of Letterman's crew during his, but besides Nixon's "sock it to me?" it's not something that Presidents did historically.

Because he's the Leader of the Free World. If ever there was a reason for the mountain to come to Mohammad, surely that's it?

Obama's frequent appearances on talk shows kind of bothered me. It seemed to diminish the office. If you want to bypass the bullshit and promote the ACA directly to masses, at least invite the host to the White House, don't show up on Ellen's set or whatever.

One day, when the definitive book about the decline of Western Civilization is written, this odious piece of shit will be on the cover.

You think there are behavioral differences between people in different parties?

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I want someone to have accepted the invitation just for the opportunity to protest.

More than that, he was afraid of flying.

Brain.

There’s always money in the banana stand—but is there another season in Arrested Development?

I'd credit Gallery 1988, his gallery, with launching the whole pop culture art print craze of the last 10 years. There wouldn't be a Mondo without Jensen.