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Clearly the woman what's her name is real and from corporate sent in…

Negan in the books is sort of a cruder Malcolm Tucker, dropping expletives like punctuation. He does the same horrible things, but can still make you laugh despite yourself.

On paper Jeffrey Dean Morgan should be great casting.

Or Spider-Bitch

Yep, Quarry is the love child of Banshee and Rectify that you want it to be.

Heh. People already have their pitchforks out for me daring to believe the show hasn't earned Joe and Cameron as Star-Crossed Lovers 4Eva. Asking me to make a list of all the shows I think are better than this one is bait I think I'm going to pass on.

That's the problem though, isn't it? That's not enough to make it a Good Show. That makes it 2 minutes on an EPCOT Center ride you smile fondly at. Then the car moves up the track to the 90s section with the Reebok Pumps and Zubaz Hammer pants and you smile again. The trappings are nice, but it still didn't make me

Except, No. I've seen every episode and read every AVClub review. I've been here the whole time. If I am flabbergasted at the glowing reviews of these final episodes it's because I genuinely think it should be better. I want it to be. It has all the tools.

That's a very fine way to be, congratulations.

Yes, a narrative with all the complexities of a Snapchat filter was above my ability to comprehend, thanks.

C'mon. Who else was waiting for Gordon to have an epiphany about compression algorithms while fiddling with the CD-ROM? I guess we'll have to wait til next season for them to invent MP3's and the iPod.

You know the part of the tape where he tells Trump he's got to turn around when he's with Zucker and give him the thumb's up? Apparently it's his Thing, because he did the same thing to Angelina Jolie at the 1999 Academy Awards Pre-Show, asking her to turn around and wave to him when she gets to the end of the red

I read that as Perfect Strangers and thought "WUUUT?!! YOU MUST SET THE DVR RIGHT NOW BEFORE YOU FORGET…"

"Whiterose’s big project involves consciousness, somehow. Something connected to the cosmos (Ecodelia, you may recall),and whether that something is a new form of cybernetics, or uploading consciousness directly to computers, or a new mental telepathy borne from some crazy sci-fi conceit, had yet to be determined."

IIRC, they had a 4 season plan, but this was always to be the end of DC. Wall Street and Hollywood were others, I forget what the 4th setting was.

I miss Uncle O'Grimacey.

Yes.

How in the blue hell does this warrant full season coverage when Brain Dead did not? And are we 100% certain that the Greg the Bunny guy is not the one responsible?

"Jason Sudeikis is suitably funny as the voice of the warrior from Zephyria…"

This piece mentions looking for clues and deciphering sounds, but there seemed to be another big hint pointing in that direction.