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It's written for people who have already seen it, dripping in winks.

His extra daughter, what's her name, Not-Ivanka? She looks like Tweety Bird.

"Close to Unwatchable" should mean that it's so bad that literally watching nothing for the same runtime would be deemed more entertaining in comparison.

"Jenny from the Block" is the worst song ever recorded.

So… "Close to Unwatchable" = D to leave room for "Completely Unwatchable," which would be an F?

Look closely.

Tonight I decided that if you dyed Angela's hair green, she could pass for Greta, the sexy lady Gremlin from Gremlins 2.

The bottom of the list is Cranberry. It is a scientific fact that the Cran is the worst berry, even worse than Rasp. As mixers, they both ruin perfectly good alcohol.

I'm assuming the one that looks exactly like Vanessa Paradis is not Harley Quinn.

It was a reunion with Mickey Doyle / the Stepfather.

Star Wars should raise his profile even more.

The character I will miss the most on this show is New York City.

It's weird that I wouldn't have thought Dalia Royce looked like Rami Malek, but more and more I can see a physical resemblance to Darlene.

I'd swap it out for Brain Dead.

Ehhh…might be worth it.

Or maybe their frame of reference for "ugly" is ridiculously skewed, like the opposite of that Twilight Zone episode, "Eye of the Beholder."

So I have a question.

S2.E7.eps2.5 2.the.surprise.of.nobody

How many people were tricked into watching it?

Maybe the results just mean that Little Caesars are statistically more likely to be located within spawning range of gyms and PokeStops.