I bought a Laserdisc player just so I could have the original Criterion release. Now I can use it in an elaborate boobie trap to incapacitate a prowler.

#fuckrontho

Man, I really hope they tease Glenn getting killed every episode until..they stop.

Their horns, durrr.

Chelsea Peretti on BROOKLYN NINE-NINE plumbs Taco-level depths of show ruination.

This is a racist fucking disgrace. Clearly Benedict Wong should be Iron Fist.

I'd be cool if they put out a HELLCAT series before they get around to JESSICA JONES Season 2. Rachael Taylor fought Satan in her last show, now she can marry his kid.

I know this is trivial, but…they should have given Gadot blue contacts.

ROGUE ONE was coming out just 5 months before, and while it might have been blasphemous having Christmas Star Wars before FORCE AWAKENS, I think the box office worked out okay for them.

When they were handing out Jesuses, Narnia fucking won.

It was the AMC Theaters pre-trailers Maria Menudos fluff that got me curious about MR. ROBOT, not any of their promos.

And with Alicia off on the campaign bus, Lucca is left flailing on her own in yet another seemingly aimless plot with zero stakes.

The rumor is that SW has been delayed because Hickman second-guessed his original plans and changed things to incorporate the notes of other talent at Marvel's creative summit.

Was Agnes Skinner with Supernintendo Chalmers previously established?

I was going to say that his Events have been diminishing returns for years, but then I couldn't think of any he's written that have ever been good.

Haha like the X-Books will be involved at all.

It's like showing too much plot in movie trailers: people complain about it, but the reason they do it is because it works.

The worst part of that is it was Hyperion that did it, ruining all the great work Hickman did with he and Thor as Space Bros.

Man I hope they follow that up with a robot clone She-Thor murdering gay Indian Giant-Man.

Uncle Ben would have words with thee.