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Thinking on it, it might have been a character getting off humping a washing machine or something, but as I recall, yes, they did show snippets of it.

You should have swapped out SKULLS 2 with AMERICAN PSYCHO 2, starring Mila Kunis and William Shatner. Or just marathoned the WILD THINGS quadrilogy.

TRUE FACT:

Next Stop: AOL.

Riggins got to be a lead on the wrong season of TRUE DETECTIVE and Tyra fights Hydra, but THE WIRE is like the one great show Jesse Plemons doesn't have on his filmography. He truly was Crucifictorious.

If it won’t explore character, Heroes Reborn needs more interesting plotlines

I saw KNOCK KNOCK before this and Dowd is wrong, GREEN INFERNO is definitely the less insulting of the two, even if that's calling it the tallest Munchkin in Oz. Lorenza Izzo's performance is better (is she going to join Jennifer Schwalbach, Rebecca Pidgeon and Sheri Moon Zombie in the

Any script that sends Thor into space but doesn't introduce Beta Ray Bill has to be considered a Failure.

SPACE HORSE OR GTFO

Me get the hell out of here?! No, YOU are the one that should get the hell out of here!

Kudos for finding a Heather Locklear that is somehow even hotter than the actual Heather Locklear, even if she was a decade too young.

No, but seriously, how do the words "Funny Games" and "Michael Haneke" not appear in this review?

KNOCK KNOCK was better when Michael Haneke called it FUNNY GAMES.

"It's hard to come up with original material. Occasionally, they get
it right or else they wouldn't attempt to do these things. I'm surprised
that Disney hasn't done HONEY I SHRUNK THE GRANDKIDS."

The first season was based on the first novel, obviously, so Lindelof's fingerprints were not on it as much.

Or that it has healing/restorative properties. Isn't that where the 9th Doctor was going about Donna Moss, before they cut him off? Cave lady died, apparently. The deer was sacrificed. Some things can die. Maybe they can be fixed.

"So in a way it's refreshing, even if indelicately put, to say that this
is meant to be a show about people reacting to things that they will not
ever understand."

Hence my very next sentence following the one you quoted.

This show itself is a metaphor for the people that watch it: We will never get answers. We will continue to be made miserable with it's disconsolate, bleak narrative. And we will have no one to blame for that but ourselves.

Jason has an excuse to be a prick. He's green, and judging by previous winners of the show, these are the 15 minutes he gets before disappearing into obscurity. He can be an asshole because this is very likely to be his only shot.