So it's not HERMAN'S HEAD?

Do you remember Winterfell, Mr. Snow? It'll be Winter soon. And the soppy will be in blossom. And the ravens will be nesting in the weirwood. And they'll be sowing the sourleaf in the lower fields and mixing the first batches of rabbit stew. Do you remember the taste of rabbit stew?

Serves those pathological motherfuckers right.

So is there anything left to Spoil, or is Season 6 where the tables turn and the show will start ruining the major beats for the book readers?

The face mapping CG on Cersei's double during the walk of shame looked like Arya's Scooby Doo unmaskings.

Spider-Gwen, is all I'm saying. Someone make that happen.

Those SDCC eBay auctions are some bullshit. Scalpers aren't isolated to convention exclusives, obviously, and Sellers use loopholes to not ship items within 30 days (as eBay's T.O.S. is supposed to require) all the time.

Or…turns it to STONE!!!

The shot of Jorah grabbing Dany's arm lingered a beat too long, like it's a scene that will pop up in a "Previously…" package.

That's what I'm getting at.

Ah, cool. I mean, I guessed, like others have, that the Mysterious Shadowy Figure from the premiere was Jamie, returning to the future to be with Claire but showing up a bit too early, left to watch the events unfold like BACK TO THE FUTURE 2. Maybe he has to wait there until she comes back. Maybe he even runs into…

It's definitely a trope. I'd bet that most non-book readers assumed he is dead.

Ah, okay. I had just watched the LOUIE season finale where a character dies from losing too much blood from a head injury, and surely Black Jack's wound would have been even more dire in Olden Tymes than 2015.

Does the book spell that out? Because it doesn't wash.

But did she legitimately know or did she make something up?

So what was the Witch Curse that Claire whispered to Black Jack that spooked him?

This has been sitting on the shelf a loooong time. Cooper shot it before AMERICAN SNIPER, and Sony was screening it over a year ago as DEEP TIKI and UNTITLED CAMERON CROW FILM, trying to figure out what the hell to do with it.

Ramsay needs to be castrated and fed his own cock to chew slowly.

I thought PEEP SHOW was an AV Club staple like THE THICK OF IT, SPACED and THE IT CROWD. FRESH MEAT is fun, though not in the class of those.

Isn't Roz a SHIELD agent that's also seen some shit?