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I tapped out of ONE BIG HAPPY before it even hit the opening titles.

Jarecki is still shooting, so a sequel is no doubt in the works. The final scene feels like it was shot recently, not 3 years ago like it actually was, and I feel like Durst was in New Orleans trying to catch a flight to Cuba or something before it aired and his profile was raised even higher.

In case anyone hasn't done further reading on the finale, it should be noted that the Timeline of the episode was manipulated.

"His character is a smarmy asshole who occasionally puts on an unconvincing earnest face to give an unconvincing earnest speech, and the show expects us to unreservedly love him despite the fact that he's awful."

Doug Hughley in SINGLES.

Only reason I'm going to watch this show for the first time since Season 1.

I love this show, but not gonna lie, if they cancelled it and replaced it with Kelly Ripa: America's Sweetheart, you probably wouldn't hear me complain.

This is shockingly terrible.

Yeah, I said that a few episodes back, but we're still a long way from getting Saul to his BREAKING BAD persona, let alone the arc that will inevitably bring the Bad Guys looking for Cinnebons for his final redemption.

This might be the best episode yet and Jonathan Banks deserves all the awards tonight, but there's still so much pipe-laying in this show.

Or Drugs. Drugs explains it too.

Thank You!

Technically it wasn't dead.

Where did Comet live when he wasn't on Adventures? Was there a Super Barn for all the Super Pets?

I was hoping the kid had a knife.

I anxiously await the long-running success of FX's latest hit sitcom, THE COMEDIANS, so that Josh Gad will never again infect the things I actually watch.

EVERLY is like the opposite of TWO DAYS, ONE NIGHT. I know it's not, technically, good, but it's a loud, explody, fun romp and a good way to shut your brain off for a few hours. Versus the latter, which I know is technically a good film, but boring as balls and all empty calories, leaving me still feeling hungry for

Zombie Canary? Black Lantern Canary?

DOOM Heist was fantastic. It's a testament to the producers that even when everything works so well, they continue to switch things up and experiment, refusing to get lazy. And then that they manage to do so without a dip in quality, despite one episode being so different from the next, is a terrific achievement.

Why is it always the protagonists in these Pygmalion stories that need the Makeover scene to conform to how the cool kids want them to look? Is that message really in the spirit of the theme? It's already a fairy tale, can't she be accepted for who she was with the bad haircut and odd-fitting bra? That was one thing