Now that's what I call a double fantasy!

The only person laughing at this show will be Richard Plepler

There's really no need for this, my silent-film professor wrote a biography called Bruce Springsteen and the Promise of Rock N Roll, it's pretty thorough.

MONOGAMY

Paul McCartney is rolling over in his 50 year old grave…

I'm specifically thinking of the mom from the infamous commercial

I like Olive Garden moms

Glenn Frey? He's already gone?

It's always ok to dance to Ignition on the freakin' weekin'

I also thought of this when I heard on the radio Frey was dead…this is the best Newsire article since Sean Oneal wrote what should have been the Entourage movie…by the way, this is the funniest thing Stiller has ever been involved with by far!

The fact that we lost The Colbert Report and went from The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to Jimmy Fallon and Trevor Noah in less than six years is very depressing.

I'm the most un-PC guy there is but even I was upset about the Corden hiring…another fucking white guy?!

I am wearing a Worker & Paradise t-shirt right now

Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

Wow! Jiffy Lube!

Claire and Phoebe Tyers are outstanding as Leia and Naomi

Jingle Bells! You suck!

You can buy us beers at Berry Park next Thursday night, I'll be wearing the Worker & Parasite shirt

I personally would've paid Turner $15 to fire Shaq and hire Stan Van Gundy to replace him.

I still can't believe that ESPN allowed Turner to outbid them for Shaq.