The Knicks don't have their 2016 pick so they have to try and win the division this year, Melo will get traded next summer

I hope on Bills first show his guest is Jim Lampley just so he can have him say Real Sex!

I would've never thought of that

Ah

He's already kinda heavy…

Mark Hamill IS Nathan Detroit!

SENSATIONAL!

I'm surprised you didn't just blame it on your percodan addiction!

I really wanted Conan to go back to The Simpsons with some hired goons to throw Al Jean out on his ass

How old is your mom now?

Nah…he said there'd be sandwiches

Yes Pete it is

Cosby be sticking his pudding pop where it doesn't belong

That scene goes along with his standup bit where some girls want u to rape them…as someone that has dealt with women like that and as someone who lived in NYC during Sandy, these two episodes were amazing, while this season may not be as funny as previous ones, it is truly extraordinary filmmaking…so glad I'm moving…

I met Paul Giamatti while working at Barnes & Noble

No, don't kill him, then we wouldn't have Next Men

I've attempted to enjoy this video on a personal level, on an ironic level, as a novelty, as camp, as kitsch, as cautionary example…nothing works.

Cherry Daquiri!

How is Gilbert Gottfried scheduled to perform and not Stitches?!

Oh, I'll tell u what happened to New Girl…Christian Magalhaes