YOU'S THE GIRL! USE THE GIRL!

The roasts were better when they were Friars Club Roasts and not Comedy Central Roasts.

I hope Glazer hangs around the set so that whenever one of the Murray brothers sees Roadhouse that Bill can go up to Mitch and say they're doing it.

MARKETING PLAN!

HOMER NEEDS RAISES

I wish I was glorious leader of North Korea

I wanna make love…to your assholes children

STONECUTTERS RAN!

HOMER LACKS ACES

I thought it was crippling blow payment

Where was this burger, on the LES?

I think being with Roseanne signifies Larry hitting bottom…which is an even worse bottom than Hank being with the grandma hooker…

Dinner Baskets!

SIMPSONS WRITERS FAP WHENEVER THEY SEE MARGE SIMPSON NAKED!!!!!!

Blacks and Jews Blacks and Jews

SWEET CAN!

WHEELMEN KICK FACES!

He called the network idiots because they have a show called The Six of Us but it had only five people and he also compared them to chimps.

I would buy it for u but it all depends on your sex, location, etc.

U wanna good laugh google Michael Lamper