I thought they looked quite low on her chest, but still nice

U don't call Parker Lewis Can't Lose greater things?

What's maddening is that she married some Robinson douchebag!

She says the same thing to me post-coitus, but she says hey guy instead of hey guys cause u know, singular nouns versus plural nouns

U mean the guitar player from Parker Lewis?

Those kids are like so sweet…if only they had had peewee hockey when I was a lad…oh well…

UTER RAN!

Eye of the Tiger! Mouth of a Teamster!

I guess I'll have to use what I learned in my Investigative Reporting class to try and find this chick…she is trying to be homecoming queen so she has to be at least somewhat attractive…

YouTube footage?

Doo doo, doo doo doo doo doodoo doodoooooo, dawaaaaaaa, dadoodoodoo, deewaaaaa, dadoodoo

I brought a dipping sick for your mom

Oh boy, something to try and take my exfiance to that won't happen

Us 3 need to party down

I need relief!

I hit on Susan Sarandon when I saw her in the Village, forgot to praise for her role as Bart's ballet teacher, when I saw Jackie Mason though I called him Krustys dad and he looked very confused.

Best episode: Homer The Great
Worst episode: That 90s Show

Real pussy too

I hope we see Peter and Homer do some wife-swapping