Batman: Unshowered

Right!? My birthday is on Friday, so I think it’s a gift just for me. 

Bastard!

Yeah, that was my first thought. Very strict gin laws in the UK; any schmo can buy a gun at a flea market in the US. 

I don’t believe in god, or heaven and hell, but now I kind of hope it’s a thing. When all these motherfuckers who pray for Trump get to the pearly gates, St Peter’s going to say ‘what the fuck were you thinking?! Get your ass downstairs!’.

He can always get it.

Oh man, I’ve never heard that version. Just beautiful. 

If you haven’t already, check out the doc ‘Knock Down The House’. It’s on Netflix. It will galvanize you to do whatever it takes to keep this woman in office. 

I’m sure he’s not a stranger to the procedure, just the regional linguistics.

I don’t think he’s handsome, and I’m a gay dude. I’m sure you’re fine, perfectly fine.

Him?

Bless your heart.

Ready Got ‘Bidened!’

Yes, both things are true.

Yes that’s all embarrassing and shit, but he’s pretty cute. Needs smaller glasses though.

Damn, I miss The Far Side!

Or, the Queen, Michie Mee!

Sonofa...

Eating lunch here...

Saw Booksmart. The two leads are fantastic. So charismatic. Script could have given them more. Felt sometimes like the scenes were stretched, forcing a one hour script into an hour and forty min film. Also, great soundtrack.