You know that plan of attack will be based on some solid fundamentals.

“Now, Wayne Rooney, that’s a haircut you could set your watch to, assuming it had one of those World Time functions.”

Hey! Don’t you talk about college football that way! I guess someone didn’t watch James Madison beat the Fighting Bo Pelini’s today!

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who likes Oatmeal Raisin cookies.

Right now it’s more like “one nil, and you fucked it up.”

I bet those same kids were nowhere to be found 10 years ago. Bunch of front-runners.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

I am still bitter

As a Barcelona fan it was ridiculous and hilarious how they all collapsed like that.

I so wanted to defend the Barca players on general principle but watching the video the reactions are indeed almost comical.

And before we went out to the bars in River North we would all tie onions to our belts, which was the style at the time.

As a City fan, would you say this is the most excited you’ve been since you were a United fan?

Personally, I keep 100% of my assets in cash, with small investments in Kinja. Usually about 2-cents daily.

New coach. At the Gunners home. I’m no fan of Bradley but a 3-2 loss is a moral victory for both coach and team.

Big fan of the avi and username.

I actually thought of Nero earlier this week. We share obscure Simpsons images and that (doffs cap)

Altoids on the other hand fully denounced Trump. Considering they are not involved in this, I found their statement to be curiously strong.

They don’t call it Stokealona for nothin’.