The Departed is a better and more important movie in almost every way

Punching someone in the dark is a victimless crime.

I can never find these when they are released. I look everywhere and cant find a single bag.

I knew our defense was good, but I didnt know it was this good. No goals since the first game. One shot from Germany the whole game. A total defensive performance. Hoping for an England win in PKs (although I think the universe will implode if that happens) and then taking it to the red coats on Sunday.

If they are in different hotels, how would they have the customary midnight pillow fight?

You will just have an African Cup situation where the players leave for a month or “get injuried” until their team is out.

All it would take would be one major league to boycott and something actually might get done. I am looking at you England, sure you might think you can win it all in 2022, but you can’t. The least you could is boycott and win the world cup of our hearts.

An Arsenal-esque performance from the French.

If I know my movie super villians, this is the point where his detractors start disappearing

I can’t wait for BattleBlood!

C’est si bon

Might as well save this write up, change the names and results and repost in 2018 for the men’s team.

In his place a gentleman by the name of Bepp Slatter has been elected as FIFA president

And yet, this is only the 12th worst thing a Philly’s fan did yesterday

It is the fastest in PL history though.

Since February first, he has created more chances than Cazorla and Sanchez combined!

Ozil created more chances last night than any other player on the pitch last night and almost scored on a FK. The Ozil narrative has just become stupid at this point. When you look over the last month, Ozil has contributed more to the team than almost any other player.

I have so much hate for Peppa. My daughter watches it all of the time and goddamn Peppa is a terrible character. Totally selfish and self centered, and she bosses around everyone. Maybe it is supposed to teach independence but all my daughter pulls from it is how to have contempt for your parents because Peppas…

There is not stupid beef to Big Sam.....or stupid chicken.....or stupid pork....or stupid veal....

So what's the deal with Random Encounters? (weekly article) Do I keep missing it or is it no longer a thing?