Hmm...cut rate striker of questionable use.....I smell an Arsenal transfer in January!

The Ginger Hammer called an emergency meeting to see how he can suspend him.

It's Le Creuset dammit! I come here for the subtle social commentary not the spelling errors!

Is world-beaters the British equivalent of grit?

So a doctor is saying to get vaccinated......I need to hear the other side before I can make an informed decision. What is Jenny McCarthy doing right now?

Even if she never heard of it, you mean to tell me that no one she knows or anyone at the publisher said O hey this sounds just like the premise of Battle Royale.

I don't want to tell you how to organize your story but maybe next time don't follow the poop story up with something that looks like a giant dump and call it a gametime snack.

I agree. Ronaldo had a better year than Messi but Messi is not that far behind Ronaldo, but who is close to the same level as Neuer? Right now Neuer is just at a different level than every other GK........and most sweepers.

The homeless drifter was seen driving away in a solid gold rocket car.

Tell your family you tried to find another flight but the only flight available was (insert Caribbean Island name here) so you will be spending a few days there and that you will be thinking of them often.

To be fair, no Englishman pays attentions to the players of La Liga unless they play for Barca or Madrid.

If it starts anywhere, it will start with UEFA. FIFA has already shit all over England and Germany has voiced concerns about corruption. Once a Euro team or two drop from FIFA (and I think by extension UEFA), FIFA will either be forced to play nice or more countries will drop. The UEFA countries are also the only…

She was watched the rest of the game after passing the concussion test

We are giving them opportunities that they can't get in their native land under better working conditions.

Garcia will understand why the report isn't being release right after he gets that suitcase full of money he was promised

I see the shitty situation teams are going to be put in but where is the rampant corruption and slave labor? This is why the football will never be a global sport.

It's a shame what happened to his career. In hindsight, he did a decent job with the squad he had at United. Now he would be lucky to get a League 1 job in England.

So this is hardly a new thing, but it is something that I have been thinking about lately. I have mainly been playing 3DS and I finished DQVI and rolled right into Chrono Trigger because I needed some of that sweet sweet nostalgia, and the one thing that stood out was the level grinding. It really wore on me with…

How is Laffy Taffy less than 50% sugar?!? I thought it was made up sugar, a different kind of sugar and corn syrup.