I helped send a rich POS to five years in prison for deliberately hitting two cyclists he didn’t like using his road for exercise.

Intentionally driving your car at a police officer gives them the legal authority to shoot you dead, and rightly so. It’s Assault With A Deadly Weapon, officially. But to *some* politicians right here in ‘murica, such an event doesn’t even rate as a crime when the target changes from one kind of human being to another…

Flipping through this images with near total ambivalence, I tried to place when it was that I lost my passion for these kinds of supercars. I loved them as a kid, obviously. But even as late as high school and undergrad I was always really interested in taking a closer look, learning the specs, and appreciating them…

And here it is, the only necessary comment on this subject.

None. They can kiss my ass.

I loved when they asked the McLaren engineers about how the elva would deal with an acorn that bounced off the tarmac and they basically said it would kill you. Some things just don’t need to exist.

Real men take metal shards to the brain. Safety is for libs.

That cloud of smoke is sickening. I'm no crazy environmentalist, but damn that's a lot of particulate matter. 

This is the reason that the drag cars have that extra bit of separation that this truck did not.

Aw, you remembered!

“But how will we be intimidating and tough and grrrr and overcompensate for our little weaners?”

Is Torchinsky Atari age?! This is some of his art. Seriously. He offered it to me for free but I was temporarily short of space.

That’s the problem with all the zombie tv shows and movies. They’re set in the South w/o any readily available trucks with snow plows.

Maybe this will be the death knell of the mega cruise ship, which based on either previous Boatlopnik or Earther reporting, I can’t remember which, seems like an unequivocal net positive for the earth. From labor, human rights, and environmental perspectives, the cruise industry can't die fast enough 

You couldn’t get me to go on a cruise if you paid me.

I’d be pretty happy to get a cool car, but I guess that’s a dumb thing to think here on (checks notes) auto enthusiast website Jalopnik?

Really?  That’s your takeaway from this? Why was someone using their phone to record something happening?  What time warp have you been in for the past decade?

Uhhhh, alright.

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I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes.