the other chair did not put its keys in the fishbowl

If this is the price of freedom, are we really free?

It’s nice to see that we are finally addressing America’s biggest threat: un-monitored rooms. Who knows what goes on in the rooms of buildings? Maybe murder

Damn, to the Mavs that must’ve felt like a punch to one of their four little stomachs.

You got sources for that? I thought the same until I talked to one of my professors who works in smart grid development, and that’s just not true*

I’m putting up with Ohio winters and sorely miss California politics and forethought.

The jurisdictions have been established by the arrest (Kansas and California); If the prosecutors choose, felony murder applies.

Prosecco and prosciutto? Pfft. At least Harold Bloom went all out with amontillado.

The force is with Gary.

Google: “felony murder rule.”

Mint Toothpaste Diarrhea Metallic.

According to her fancy-schmanzy elitist restraining order, I didn’t.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you telling me that the prof who wrote “this is unacceptable” and “needs improvement” wasn’t saying she’s DTF?

Yes, that was absolutely the critical demo in Alabama, but that wasn’t what I was writing about here.

Yeah, those kids born in the 00's and raised amidst conservative media are looking to be very scary — Between growing up on prescription pills, war, and toxic internet culture, their roots are looking seriously warped.

Bullshit. I’ve monitored this for two decades and (2) barely gets any play while (3) gets exactly none. We (social scientists) have all known the demographic vector was around 2020-2024 for ages. It’s plain as day in readily available ironclad data.

No worries. He is conservative. All he has to do is ask GOD for forgiveness and the other conservatives will like him again.

You are 100% correct. Congrats to Lindy Lou Layman on your 15 minutes of fame, may you find your lost screenplay somewhere in the factory.  

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.