Because “RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!”

Yes: Building a 550 around it.

Slideshow = Suck.

No, in the vast and overwhelming majority of cases, we are definitely NOT talking murderers.

Definitely, wouldn’t disagree.

Honestly, sadly, but truly, I think that’s spot on.

Imagine being so obsessed with Royals that you write all this^ and think it’s normal or right.

In LA, they’ll chase you for a “Failure To Appear” warrant on a speeding ticket. We’re not talking murderers here.

S**t, just remembered that a friend’s girlfriend died after being hit by a speeding LAPD cop without his lights on in the 00's. They lied about it and tried to hide the blackbox too. Cops: The epitome of untrustworthy.

I’ve witnessed four chases (such is living in L.A., sigh...). Three resulted in crashes and injuries and *every one of them* was over a minor speeding ticket or outstanding warrant.

Haas as well. An American team painted up like a Russian flag, funded by one of Putin’s oligarchs? NOPE.

All of this is fuzzy. Might have to find an old cut to watch tonight.

Why are you a dick to your own readers? I mean, c’mon, the guy is right. The photo editing here was crap.

Right?! “It’s a wagon! See, here’s a...fender. And a...headlight.”

Hmmm, I actually don’t even recall what you’re talking about! There are so many cuts and the OG narrated version is a bit hard to find nowadays. Was this something to do with Leon’s VK test (“tortoise”)?

Dude, this video is all over the internet. Suggesting it could only be seen by some nobody’s comment on another post is asinine.

In real life, she is pure evil: Around 2017, I watched a Tesla drive *around* cars stopped for an old man in a crosswalk, narrowly missing him. I pulled up next to it at the next light looking to see who would do that...

In case you all haven’t seen it before...

My drivers ed story: We heard on the radio U2 were about to have a surprise free concert in San Francisco. Our superfan instructor ditched our lessons and a car full of kids got to see this...

Takes like this and your “throwing a bumper at racers on track and starting fights in parc ferme is no biggee” is why I rarely read Jalopnik anymore. After reading since Spinelli’s day-one, that says a LOT.