“Patriot Park, a military theme park...”

Uh, yes, they’ve asked Puerto Rico, and rather recently...

Sending maximum positive vibes to your family. What a week, eh?

I’d never survive these last few weeks of shitshow without copious amounts of Oregon Pinot Noir [raises glass to you].

I’d argue w/you on 7 but, “Leave the blaster, take the cannoli,” works.

Admittedly, it’s hard to restrain oneself from immediately consuming any burrito. I’ve been known to make two because, let’s face it, if it’s delicious (as burritos are) one of those lil’ fellas is getting eaten, right now...

The price, definitely, but it isn’t a bad idea — A burrito thermos/koozie would be used frequently, particularly when I’m biking/hiking near my favorite burrito joint.

A burrito container, stand, koozie isn’t a bad idea at all. It’s the “elevator” part that’s a gimmick. If you’ve ever hiked/biked/commuted with a burrito (as I do frequently), you know this could be handy.

Nah, there are multiple value propositions: Keeps warm, maintains in-transit burri-tegrity, holds it upright while multitasking, lifts as you eat.

“How often do people eat burritos?”

Yeah, but then I’ll believe every idiotic internet conspiracy and angrily shake my fist at clouds, so it’s a steep slide...

That is some serious opiod-level riding of the snake engineering.

And there’s no possible way this won’t grenade a spendy bit in those 36 months, so it’s more like $550 month and mostly written off after 4-5 years.

Yup. Absolute fucking nightmares to own.

Welcome to adulthood. You’ll reach full-lameness around 38 but then stop giving a fuck/become your dad around age 45. [concurrent sigh and shrug]

Oh FFS, he became one of my favorites (and why I came around to Jalopnik’s coverage of trucks). One more writer exit and I’m going to...write a strongly-worded comment. Or something...

Right? See you there! One day... [wistful sigh]

Strategist here: Voting is directly correlated with age, so he isn’t unusual (esp in midterms). People don’t show in their 20's (hence no power), turn out a bit in their thirties, then exercise power linearly from there, topping at age 83.

Bottom line: If you aren’t dining outdoors or in a space with doors open and fans going, you’re a f***ing fool. IMHO, that means:

1) A non-story. Technology that flags posts makes these mistakes all the time.