secondmouse
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I mean, any liquidity the government can inject into the economy right now is probably fine.

I know a couple of those psychotic Bernie Bros. They won’t show at all. Again.

Nothing like yet another a horrendous waste of money amidst an economic disaster, eh?

Be careful to pronounce it fah-ncy. You don’t want any blue blood Karens mistaking you for rif-raff at the country club.

Thanksgiving should really be breakfast. 

Amen, though I made peanut butter cookies (badly) while quarantined and, being hard as rocks, added milk and turned them into “Cap’n Crunch with Crunch Berries” (dried blueberries). Delish...

Phhhht.”

[Deep breath/Sigh/FFS...]

You lack commitment. ;)

That’s easy:

While I agree that we should follow the Black lead (I too am a guest/shield in the movement), the objective of equality and police accountability is more attainable when nation’s population, and politicians specifically, see growing numbers of White peoples’ fury at racism as well.

So, naughty dreads?

Pico de some guy, yo. 

Smoke detectors? Bah. Those are for filthy sobers...

You are hereby the executive chef of my sloppy drunk restaurant.

When I learned to cook while drunk* in quarantine, the world changed.**

Seems like a different meal dynamic, occasion, and user — Families order Pizza Hut delivery or pick up KFC, whereas Taco Bell might be a younger, predominantly male target, on a budget or on the fly...

When my burrito cannon patent comes through, the revolution shall begin...

I’ve seen and hung out with lots of celebrities (friends of friends) but I’ve never seen anything like it (I saw Michelle Rodriguez nearly kill an old man in a crosswalk though!). He fucking lost his mind over...who knows.

Yeah, I think he’s actually fairly poor though. Too much crazy, too many problems, not enough reality show cheddar.