So, naughty dreads?

Pico de some guy, yo. 

Smoke detectors? Bah. Those are for filthy sobers...

You are hereby the executive chef of my sloppy drunk restaurant.

When I learned to cook while drunk* in quarantine, the world changed.**

Seems like a different meal dynamic, occasion, and user — Families order Pizza Hut delivery or pick up KFC, whereas Taco Bell might be a younger, predominantly male target, on a budget or on the fly...

When my burrito cannon patent comes through, the revolution shall begin...

I’ve seen and hung out with lots of celebrities (friends of friends) but I’ve never seen anything like it (I saw Michelle Rodriguez nearly kill an old man in a crosswalk though!). He fucking lost his mind over...who knows.

Yeah, I think he’s actually fairly poor though. Too much crazy, too many problems, not enough reality show cheddar.

Actually, I think you’re just being a dick; Sorry, really, but just see the original post — “It’d be great if...”

Yup. And that’s why I wish Ford and Jeep would make a sensible, on-brand vehicle to cater to those of us who’d prefer a straight-up, no bullshit vehicle that is fun > lux.

Oh, and if you don’t think this shit happens with him non-stop, even Jalopnik staff saw Busey’s MO...

It was so, so fucking nuts, man. Just posted above. Cheers.

Oscar night, 2012, he’s obviously heading to a party. Two lanes turn left, he’s in the far left and mistakenly goes into the right lane, mine — whatever, I swing into the bike lane and avert the accident; Shit happens, no biggee. But I tooted my horn to let him know I’m there as I was swerving (NOT leaning on it -…

As one of a few Jalops who has actually, really, genuinely been road-raged by Gary Busey (no shit, it happened, and I’m not alone here), I will be sending you my therapy bills for that batshit crazy-induced PTSD, and hoping this awesome vehicle tanks.

This is correct. Unless you disagree with me, in which case you’re a stupid-face, nobody likes you, and I’ll fight you at recess.

Amen. But I’m kinda lucky to have both given different needs.

Is that so? Also, welcome to Jalopnik... ;)

I hear and understand what you mean but a YJ’s vacuum hoses are hardly complicated and that vehicle remains an inexpensive utility machine. 

And? My point stands — I wish there was an affordable one that people with student loans and exorbitant rent/mortgages could buy without sweating the loan. Once upon a time, Jeeps weren’t luxury vehicles but affordable utility devices and I’d like one of those de-contented ones (no AC, power windows, carpets, etc.).