“Regular pricing isn’t that different though.”

This was a missed opportunity to enjoy “Spam Haiku”, a poetic celebration of that quivering mass of gelatinous canned meat.

That press conference really was a turning point for “thug”, wasn’t it? It’s amazing to see how these seemingly small moments end up having real, long-lasting meaning in our culture...

Yet not once have I said “boy I sure could go for a hot dog!”

Good God, man... Wait, can chili be made into hot dog jello?

Sure sounds like that to me too. It’s sad because I don’t get the sense Subway owners are top-notch business people — A vulnerable place to be when bound to a franchise model.

Yeah, it can cost a couple million to open a McD’s, so they go to already-successful business/franchisee owners. It’s like $250k for a Subway, but they make a tiny fraction of McD’s franchisees — I think you have to own a few to make a good living.

You’ll never get two foot-long sandwiches at Jersey Mike’s for close to that price. Better sandwich? Of course, that’s why it’s way more expensive.

Nobody torches respect for law enforcement quite like the police unions.

Worth sharing: In college, a cop tried to arrest a co-worker at a sandwich shop because his meatball sandwich was too salty. He flipped out, screaming, accused him of “poisoning” him, and threatened us all w/cuffs out. I shit you not.

WTF is this? The movement has devolved into suit-hating?

Worth noting: Around 40% of all Americans weren’t born or were too young to remember the OJ chase.

Now, no. But in about 10 years, they’ll wish they had been.

Truth. It’s why anyone with half a brain would pour that shit (minus a few grams, naturally) down the drain, ASAP.

You didn’t intend to compare the two. But you did and inadvertently made the exact case everyone else is trying to get you to see:

Having three people I grew up with becoming cops, I can honestly say it’s both. The demonstrable lies, casual racism, and embrace of violence from all three (AND their colleagues) are assumed to be accepted universally by everyone.

Chains + F-350 > Rope + F-150.

Where are the statue-melting dwarves when you need ‘em?

Amen. Some heavy-duty chains, an F-350 Dually, some balls, and that monstrosity to humanity will be doing good as car bumpers in days.

If you’re comparing professional agents of the state whose job is to uphold the law with a bunch of lawless dumbshits, congrats; That’s the whole problem.