I’ve seen all of one, and I live in Santa Monica, where stuff like this is everywhere. Honda’s ad agency is even in the middle of my neighborhood and I’ve never seen one coming or going from there. 

Anyone remember this from 2013? Forza promo with a McLaren...

In fairness, ad agency holiday parties have the best drugs.

In fairness, you’re comparing a truck with an ultra-high performance vehicle. Having had a couple high-end cars with significant power (and reasonably sticky tires) I’d point out this is nothing out of the ordinary, at all.

YES. Making some homemade gravy for these tonight.*

I think so. I got some Old Navy jeans with 4-way stretch — They look and feel like ordinary jeans but that bit of flex means I could easily run a few miles in ‘em, comfortably.

I think so. I got some Old Navy jeans with 4-way stretch — They look and feel like ordinary jeans but that bit of…

You have obviously never tried to hike, boulder, play a bit of frisbee, or do anything athletic in jeans. A little 4-way stretch is an amazing feature.

You have obviously never tried to hike, boulder, play a bit of frisbee, or do anything athletic in jeans. A little…

Aha, I see — me too. Nobody gets out of ad agencies unscathed...

I was team Whopper too. But today, for lunch, we SO couldn’t go to BK. This fucking ad demolished any appetite for food from a brand that, frankly, has always had challenges with cleanliness and quality.

Just thinking the same. I can’t imagine he’d stay there past ‘22.

You obviously have a better healthcare plan than is typical.

Bathroom too clean? Smell too fresh? 

You are the McDevil.

Hey, that’s a top tip. For tacos’ sake, I’m trying this.

You’re absolutely right but, on the other hand, this is a fine coping mechanism, an excellent means of showing how shitty some are, and a great way to laugh at the idiots themselves. 

“Some readers may find the following post disturbing.”

Hair-hair! Er, here-here!

That great “rash of clown sightings” of 2016 and the absolute freakout it created is hysterical to me. If I wasn’t so wary of armed Americans wanting to shoot anything they’re afraid of, I might have joined in on the trolling.

What in the fuck did you just make me watch?!

Agree, to both. The rings of pineapple are great (diced are too syrupy) and canned corn is so, SO handy — It goes in burritos, quesadillas, chili, stews, fried rice. I’d prefer corn on the cob every time but, for when you’re just in “what could I make” mode, it’s the perfect canned pantry staple...next to beans of…