Respectfully, I’d suggest something of similar materials but better build quality:

Drove one back in the early 90's — Not very good. Seriously, it was a heavy pig and felt every bit of it. Its successor was miles better.

Only if you survive the Great Musktato Famine first. 

Camaro V6's (LFx) are fantastic for roadrace/track duty — super lightweight, compact for weight distribution, etc. LSx usually overpowers lighter chassis so the V6 is wayyyy underrated.

Yup, we boiled water in a paper cup that way. Boiling water and making tea (staghorn lichen) with an aluminum can was good flame-based fun too...

Well shit, this sucks. Loved your work, Alanis. And the bit of diversity your female POV brought to this joint. It’ll be very much missed.

“Every office worker needs a snack drawer giant roaches.”

Excellent, top-notch scifi reference, but that naval (“nawal”?) base closed in the 90's. Coincidentally, this Keanu-based scifi was filmed there on the station’s retired runways!

Weekday hangovers. Those are the entire point of drive-thru breakfasts.

Is it any different from the Bacon Double Cheeseburger? They intro’d that glorious thing in the mid-80's and all of these appear identical.

This! I worked on the original Got Milk? campaign in the 90's (the rich food one, not milk mustaches) and its success was all in tying milk to complimentary foods. If you suppress consumption of those, demand declines further...

“...is not wanting to waste a bottle because she only wants one drink.”

You’ve obviously never seen Elf...

Same. We also cooked burgers, potatoes, and carrots on flat rocks sitting on coals. I seem to recall banana leaves filled with veggies and buried in coals too (steams em nicely). 

Range remains one of the top 3 barriers to EV consideration, as it has for years. 

“All day”, eh? With that range, more like one 20 min session. 

I wish Jeep made equipment like this — And I use “equipment” deliberately.

Wow. Didn’t know about this. The guy was hands-on, in everything, eh?

When the company abandons its engineering-centric culture and becomes a marketing-driven enterprise, they’re all in the marketing department.

I’ve seen this at a couple major brands, but only when their culture was rotten to the core, always from the top; When a senior employee feels free to do this, it spreads like wildfire to all the subordinates.